How To Lock In More Visitors

(by Using Super-Fast Website Hosting)

Speed is King at Quirky Hosting:

  • Highly customized servers give insane page speeds - because visitors leave slow websites.
  • Geographically redundant DNS - so that your website doesn't disappear in a catastrophe.
  • Top tier internet connections - ensuring fast page loads to visitors.

Even popular "Managed Wordpress" hosts have a dirty secret:

Does your website take a while to load? While poor site design is sometimes to blame, ending up at the wrong webhost can dramatically affect your website performance.

Many popular webhosts take the cheap way out in order to maximize their profits at the expense of your website. 

Most "managed Wordpress" hosts have chosen to only "cache" your website on SSD drives. This ensures a fast load for the SECOND visitor within a short time, but the first visitor WAITS for the slow old-school hard drives to spin up.

Even the most expensive "Managed Wordpress" webhosts typically use SSD drives for only your website database. This means that content such as photos is loaded more slowly.

It's even worse with well-known "$10 a month" webhosts - because they still use old-school servers, they're ensuring the slowest possible webpage load speeds.

In tests of personal blogs, old-school servers took between 4 to 10 seconds to load a page. With our SSD disk arrays at Quirky Hosting, page load speeds took only 0.3 to 1.2 seconds for uncached first page loads.

For websites with many pages, "first hit page load speed" is very important. If a website is only cached, highly specific pages may have already fallen out of the server cache and have to be reloaded every time someone clicks a link to the webpage. Therefore while the main pages of your site might be fast due to caching, the uncommon pages might be slow.

Old-school servers also hurt lightly trafficked websites. If the website receives only periodic visitors, the server has to completely regenerate the page before serving it. Without SSD drives, this could take so long that the visitor hits the "back" button.

We're Quirky because we do things differently! We provide enterprise-grade service for Small Businesses and Solopreneurs:

SSD Drives

Dynamic websites have a very difficult time being truly fast without using enterprise grade SSD Drives in redundant RAID arrays. Old-school SAS or SATA hard drives are 1% as fast as SSDs, and sometimes even slower. Whether your site is a busy forum or an ecommerce site or a barely visited blog, SSD drives make a HUGE performance difference.


"Cheap" webhosts (even the expensive ones) don't want to pay the extra licensing fees for Litespeed. Instead, they use old-school default Apache; or for a much higher cost and at a much higher website development cost, they'll set you up with nginx or varnish but not tell you that these are best for static sites. They can't solve a dynamic site's speed issues.


When speed is the ultimate goal, every little thing counts. "Cheap" webhosts use the default MySQL database engine, which is significantly slower than MariaDB (a community enhanced drop-in replacement for MySQL).

Studies show that speed matters:

"A 1-second delay in page-load time equals 11% fewer page views, a 16% decrease in customer satisfaction, and 7% loss in conversions."

- The Aberdeen Group

Our servers are designed from the ground up for speed.

"Fast, Reliable, and Fast. No corners cut."

Quirky Hosting was started out of frustration with the lack of speed most webhosts provide. 

After trying out many providers, we realized: most people don't want to pay for speed, and therefore most companies don't provide speed.

Speedy servers require at least these ingredients: 

  • Low number of clients per server
  • High speed servers
  • Super-fast SSD drives
  • Customized operating system and plugins
  • Premium bandwidth providers

Quirky Hosting is devoted to speed. We want to prove to you that we're the fastest place you could entrust your website.

We can talk the talk, and we can walk the walk. Here's the proof:

The competition, uncached:

$10/month "business hosting"

We purchased $10/month "business hosting" at a big-name host and loaded a personal blog. We then used Load Impact to run 25 virtual users on a NON-CACHED version of the blog.

The result: 2.5 second page load from 0 to 25 virtual users.

at Quirky Hosting, uncached:

We tested the identical personal blog on Quirky Hosting's SSD servers. We again used Load Impact to run the same 25 virtual users at the same time of day on a NON-CACHED version of the blog.

The result: 1.2 seconds to 600 milliseconds page load speeds from 0 to 25 virtual users.

"The Competition", cached:

$10/month "business hosting"

Most people use a Wordpress caching plugin to speed up their site. To be fair, we ran the Load Impact test using 100 virtual users with a caching plugin activated.

The result: consistent 1-second page load speeds from 0-100 virtual users.

At Quirky Hosting, cached

We ran the same test using Load Impact on the personal blog using the same Wordpress caching plugin. 

The result: an average of 300-millisecond page load speeds from 0-100 virtual users

Kissmetrics created an infographic showing how important page speed is to a successful website:

"40% of visitors abandon a website that takes longer than 3 seconds to load."

"47% of consumers expect a webpage to load in 2 seconds or less."

- Kissmetrics

Matt Cutts shared the importance of page speed to SEO:

"Google is incorporating site speed as one of the over 200 signals that we use in determining search rankings."

- Matt Cutts

Kissmetrics summarized the financial impact of slow page speeds:

"If an e-commerce site is making $100,000 per day, a 1-second page delay could potentially cost you $2.5 million in lost sales every year."

- Kissmetrics

What You’ll Get...

Every website hosted at Quirky Hosting includes the following advantages:
  • Super-fast page loads
  • Under-loaded servers
  • Premium bandwidth providers
  • Specialized Operating System
  • Speed-enhanced database engine
  • Extreme reliability
  • Highly secured servers
  • Geographically redundant DNS name servers
  • Partitioned in VPS containers for resource protection
  • Familiar cPanel user software

"Fast, Reliable, and Fast. No corners cut."

We grow slowly at Quirky Hosting; we limit the number of accepted websites.

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We're not cheap, and we're proud of it.

We charge a fair price, and the fact that we don't need thousands of clients to pay the bills ensures that we'll be around a while to provide you the service that you demand. We've started in 2010 and have been providing hosting services to only a few select private clients.

If you've read this far, you obviously care about your website's performance. Don't continue to throw money away by using substandard hosting - switch to Quirky Hosting and see the difference! 

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Summary of What You’ll Get...

  • Super-fast
  • Highly Reliable
  • Optimized Operating System
  • Familiar cPanel software

All this starting at only:


per month

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You are fully protected by our 100% Satisfaction-Guarantee. If you don't increase your website's conversion rate or revenues over the next 30 days, just let us know and we'll send you a prompt refund.

"I couldn't find a fast webhost, so I made one. Join me. I guarantee that you'll be happy - if not, we'll work with you to make you happy or cheerfully refund your money."

Manager, Quirky Hosting, LLC


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